Pepe el Toro
Price: $49.99

Don't mess with Pepe el Toro, the Iberian Press mascot. He's mischievous, impulsive and great at parties. His favorite athlete is Zinedine Zidane, his favorite author is Miguel de Cervantes, his favorite historical figure is Sitting Bull, and his favorite vacation spot is Pamplona during the San Fermín festival, where he loves to drink wine, laugh at tourists, and evade the authorities. The locals call him Señorío de (Lord of) San Fermines and they haven't caught him yet.

2 Tone Pepe
Price: $49.99

2 Tone Pepe is our logo come to life. He's neither good nor bad. He's 100% zen. He sees deep into the heart of things and lives moment to moment. Purchase 2 Tone Pepe for a well balanced life. He'll put the feng back in your shui.

Super Fantastic Ninja X
Price: $49.99

She's cute, but don't be fooled! Some facts about Super Fantastic Ninja X:

• Chuck Norris weeps in fear of Ninja X.
• People die when Ninja X cries.
• When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris, finds him, and Ninja X comes out from under the bed and kicks both of their asses.
• When Ninja X does a pushup, she crushes Chuck Norris as she pushes the Earth down.

Skully the Skeleton (glows in the dark)
Price: $49.99

Skully likes long walks by the beach and is searching for a perfect soul mate. He's a bit of a misfit among other skeletons because he can't sneak up on anyone - he glows in the dark. He's looking for someone who can help him enjoy the here and now before he joins the hereafter. Call him.

Frödrik the Zombie
Price: $85.00

Absolutely one of a kind! There won't be another Frödrik, ever. How can you top decaying, near death perfection? Frödrik was an up-and-coming Wall Street man on his way to a meeting on the Upper East side in Manhattan when -- BAM! A Zombie comes out of nowhere (some say Times Square) and takes a bite out of poor Frödrik's brain. You can still see the exposed bits on the left side of his head. A couple of days later, Frödrik fell on the subway tracks and the #4 train to Brooklyn severed off his right arm (if you see it, let him know). Frödrik may have missed his meeting, but we like him better as a zombie. He used to be a money grubber, now he's brain muncher.